| F.A.Q. Frequently Asked Questions Club Ivy |
Are you real?
Let me start by saying that even though this is the STUPIDEST question I've ever heard in my life it is also the most commonly asked one. Of course I'm real! What does that even MEAN? Is this some sort of existential question? Am I real as opposed to an illusion? Real instead of fake or plastic? Am I real as opposed to a computer-generated javascript? I AM A REAL PERSON. I have never had plastic surgery. I am not a bot or a robot or a computer generated anything. My name is Skylar Durden and my nickname is Ivy because I am currently a graduate student at an Ivy League school. Where do you live? I live in the majestic Northeast. That's where all the Ivy League schools are. There are eight of them. The fact is that I travel between schools frequently for research. I even do research in other states and countries. I am everywhere at once. I am Skylar Durden. Is the signup for iFriends really free? Why do I need to give them my credit card? YES, it is really free to sign up. You can join and look at all the archive pictures you'd like for free. You will never be charged for anything without it saying you are being charged (i.e. watching live videochat or joining my fanclub). The reason they need your credit card is to verify that you are 18 years of age or older. That's the law. It is just as safe as using your credit card online anywhere such as ebay or Yahoo. If you are that paranoid about using your credit card online I suggest you find a nice cave somewhere. But I'll bet even Osama makes online purchases. Why don't you show your face? I have three eyes. It's really a sensitive subject for me so please try not to bring it up. But seriously, if you'd like to see my face just do the free sign-up HERE Do I need a webcam to see you? NO! You don't need a webcam to see me! However, if you do have a webcam, we can do cam-to-cam and I can see you, if that interests you. I still don't feel comfortable using my credit card. Is the webcam all you care about? Can we still be friends? Of course the webcam isn't my entire life. There are many other things that take precedence in my life. Why don't you consider joining my Starfuckz Online Global Destruction Army in the battle against corporate greed and shitty coffee? There is also the Brum Bear Liberation Front I have formed at fuckikea.com. How about taking part in the 9/11 truth movement? There's also the Disorder At Borders Project and the Free The Smiley Campaign. And of course you are welcome to interact with me on my Myspace profile. Stay tuned for other projects in the near future.
